THIS IS A RYTHME jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna jill said yes as he grabbed her dress and they had a little fun jill forgot her pills so now they have a son
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns The suicide squad
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
What’s an orphans high school nickname Lone stone
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said “I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we’re there, I’d also like to take our relationship to the next level.” “I’m there” the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked “do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?” the boy replied " “I plan on getting busy all weekend. I’m not gonna stop pounding her till I’m black and blue. Give me the family pack.” “Sure thing” said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, “you never told me that you were so religious” the boy replied, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist”
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
wanna hear a joke… idk im too high
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