I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high,
She looked surprised.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging…
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five
It left him hanging
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex… I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.
Why can’t people in wheelchairs pass high school? The pacer test.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM
BEFORE I GOT HIGH
One depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common? ’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”
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