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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump? $2 billion and high cholesterol.
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, "Cause I’m in a great depression??
I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”
the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters
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