High jokes

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging

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Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging

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like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school

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What’s the difference between 69 and High School? In 69 you usually only kiss one cnt and look at one a*hole

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What talks high pitched and can’t fly? A gay man in Iran

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What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair

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THIS IS A RYTHME jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna jill said yes as he grabbed her dress and they had a little fun jill forgot her pills so now they have a son

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There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the ‘bright side’ of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.

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wanna hear a joke… idk im too high

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What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.

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Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car

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Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”

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Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. – He was high on my list of priorities.

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(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,

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a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

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