Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain…
Me: So… You’re new?
Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm!
Me: Well what are your skills?
Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know…
Me: What are you trying out for?
Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts.
Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job…
Me: How did you know about us?
Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends!
Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos)
Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS:) AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED:]
Depression: tHaNKS:)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED:]
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it??
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there’s a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That’s great! You’re hired! " The man smiles. “Really? I’m so glad, because I really need this Yob.”
Wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
My job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn’t good
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
I went to my sister room one day. I see a trophy, so I ask my sister how did you won this trophy my sister said to me the neighbors gave it to me because I gave out the best hand jobs in the neighbor. I guess my sister put her hands in good use.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn’t know you’re not supposed to do that if you’re a bus driver!
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
You dream with 4k
As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
I got a job at a library once, i got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
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