i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
My grief counselor died the other day He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, "I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, "me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
what is the perfect job for a paedophile a physical doctor for kids
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