What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I’m not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, “Your wife” The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, “You swore not to tell!”
The teacher once said to some students ?i was an orphan before your principle hired me.? the students said ?oof that is sad? the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ?is anyone missing? the students said ? your parents.? the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory. It was soda-pressing.
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn’t good
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?" Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You’re only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?" Cindy says: "Well daddy, I’ll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it …" Dad gives in and says: “OK, give me a head-job then”. He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste’s like shit! " Dad goes: “Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon …”
what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
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