Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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