I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale
Because they have already lost 2 towers
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why did stephen hawkins die
He lost internet connections
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
— Where’e my tractor?!
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/
They lost two towers.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
RUS | ENG
