Milk jokes

Yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk

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What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

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I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

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What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

Spoiled milk

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!??

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche??

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Why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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