When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
… I guess her rubber broke too
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS!??????
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What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
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