Nut jokes

What do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

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Have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

Rhydon deez nuts

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!

What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix

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DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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Do you know wildee?

What’s that?

Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

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When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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Ok this isnt a joke but its funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

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“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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DEEEZ NUTS

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Hi?? I was wondering

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What do you call a vegan slut…?

A garden Ho…!

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