How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
My Xbox has been acting up lately…
So I painted it black to make it run faster
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a.50 cal
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window.
“What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
“f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!’
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
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