Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Did you hear about the dead artist
Too many strokes
Depends how hard you throw them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them.???
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
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