Paint jokes

hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

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What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

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I feel bad for cumming on my turtle

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.

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whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls

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What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw

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