Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
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