What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common — They both like fairies sitting on them.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What is different about priests and acne.
Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
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Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Why is that kid walking like that? , Oh, he’s an alter boy
What do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
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