There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
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Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
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