Sea jokes

Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

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Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

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Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones!

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Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut??

Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up

Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

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What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea

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