How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! ??
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!
What Did The Dirt Say To The Embers? You Look Smoking Hot.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
what was the last thing that went through PH’s head? water and smoke
What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke? Quack
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.
What was the drug addict’s favorite nursery rhyme? I’m a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we’ve opened a window.
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