Stairs jokes

so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

i fell down the stairs once.

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”

Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????

%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

I love stairs. They always bring me up

I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs

Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs