What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
Whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders”
What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
A Zebra falling down the stairs.
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
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