I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
Why can’t Stephen hawking go to heaven cause he walk up the stairs
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
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