Stairs jokes

How do asians name there kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast

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Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven

“because there was stairs”

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How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator

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I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

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How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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