In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
“Sticks and stones break my bones.” a crowbar does it so much quicker
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke. KA-DOOM-CHA
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
One day little Jonny and little Susan were in bible class and little susan had been tired that day so she kept falling asleep and the teacher said to little susan who is our lord and savier and little jonny poked her in the but with a push pin and she yelled JESUS CHRIST and the teacher goes thats right go back to be and then the next thing the teacher asked who gave up there son for our sins and little jonny poked her again and she yelled GOD AL MIGHTY and she says thats right go back to bed and the next quisten the teacher asked was what did ADAM SAY TO EVE after there 13th child little jonny poked her in the but again she yelled IF YOU STICK TAHT THING IN ME AGAIN I AM htm title=' OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT'>GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHUV IT UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
What’s tree + tree? Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
What do McDonald’s and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. “Doctor, I’m not feeling well” the man complains. " Well, it’s no wonder" The Doctor replies " You’re not eating right"
What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar…
I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”…
…so I threw a dictionary at him.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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