Straight jokes

If you gay then wtf u doin tryna walk straight

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NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter

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Me;you stupid Guy;you straight Me;sorry I’m not a mirror

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What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!

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Going to church, you don’t think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don’t think, you are straight.

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im hertophobic- aka im allergic to all straight guys

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Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler

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========================= (pre-election 2016) Trump Hating Comedian at seedy East L.A. comedy club - "Hey how "bout that Donald Trump chump… what the f@ck up with that dude, man ? “Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!” (< leap week, muthafukas !) . . . "I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit

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whats one thing gay people can’t draw? a straight line.

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Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.

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I don’t ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that’s not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles…like damn, I thought I hid my ring

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why can’t lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser

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you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit: . .

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My mom said that being straight is good but if your straight how do you walk so i decided to be gay

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To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That’s why she is my friend, after all! :D

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