Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone? Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, “okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want.” Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, “I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire.” Allyn said “what?” As he looked over at Jim.
what is green and looks like a school bus a school bus
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd. ” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus!
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
what is yellow and cant swim? A bus full of kids.
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
what do u call a train that carries bubblegum? Chew-chew train! heeheee
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