A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
when is a cold not a cold?
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
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