Frozen

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"

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What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold

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One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.

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Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.

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why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol

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What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!

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So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

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