Frozen

Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“

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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three

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Texas be like its cold over here over here

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What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B

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what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol

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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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I love autumn ??

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Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…

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is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

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why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!

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Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

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when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders

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why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

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uranus is cold

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