when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
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