Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
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