Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
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