Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
uranus is cold
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
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