Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Texas be like its cold over here over here
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
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