what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
when is a cold not a cold?
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
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