Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
What is the difference between
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
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