Frozen

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guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD

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What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"

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