Frozen

SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!

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When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places

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They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

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A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

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Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They tell him, “Well, we’re so sick of the cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.” Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell’s boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians’ room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they’re doing. “Well, we can’t pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!” Satan realizes he’s been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it’s at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth. He knows he’s won now, so he goes back to the Canadians’ room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, “WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!” They look at him and shout at the same time, “Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won! ” Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”

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What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.

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