Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
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