How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
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