So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
Texas be like its cold over here over here
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
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