How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
It’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Q: David’s father had three
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
— Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
Texas be like its cold over here over here
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
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