A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
RUS | ENG
