What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
What is the difference between
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
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