They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Texas be like its cold over here over here
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
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