what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
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