why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
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