Frozen

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash

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uranus is cold

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

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Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

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Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.

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Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

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Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…

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