If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
I love autumn ??
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
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