Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
when is a cold not a cold?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
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