Cold jokes

Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing

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They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.

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is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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