When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
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