when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
uranus is cold
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
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