Cold jokes

What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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uranus is cold

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…

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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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Texas be like its cold over here over here

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Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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