My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
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