What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
when is a cold not a cold?
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Texas be like its cold over here over here
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
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