Frozen

What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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I love autumn ??

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when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders

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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold

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What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B

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Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.

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What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

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So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.

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