If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
Texas be like its cold over here over here
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
uranus is cold
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
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