What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
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