A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
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