why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
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