Cold jokes

SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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