SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
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