Cold jokes

What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash

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What is the difference between

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Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx

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What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.

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uranus is cold

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Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…

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What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.

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A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

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I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.

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Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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