when is a cold not a cold?
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
I love autumn ??
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They tell him, “Well, we’re so sick of the cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.” Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell’s boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians’ room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they’re doing. “Well, we can’t pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!” Satan realizes he’s been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it’s at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth. He knows he’s won now, so he goes back to the Canadians’ room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, “WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!” They look at him and shout at the same time, “Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won! ” Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
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