Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They tell him, “Well, we’re so sick of the cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.” Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell’s boiler room, where he turns up the temperature. He goes back to the Canadians’ room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they’re doing. “Well, we can’t pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!” Satan realizes he’s been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it’s at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth. He knows he’s won now, so he goes back to the Canadians’ room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement. He shouts at them in fury, “WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!” They look at him and shout at the same time, “Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won! ” Why do hospitals have fans? To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
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When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
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