You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
get off your computer jessie jex
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
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