one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
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