Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
get off your computer jessie jex
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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