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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
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