A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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