why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
get off your computer jessie jex
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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