what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
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