What is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer?
The mother board
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
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