what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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