Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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