Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
get off your computer jessie jex
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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