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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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