Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
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