Computer jokes

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

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What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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