What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer?
The mother board
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
Whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the chrime
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