Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
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