What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
RUS | ENG
