whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
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