A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
get off your computer jessie jex
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
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