What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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