What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
get off your computer jessie jex
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
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