I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
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