Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
get off your computer jessie jex
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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