A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
You make the juice go through my power brick.
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