The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
RUS | ENG
