My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
My wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
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