One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
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