What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
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