Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
get off your computer jessie jex
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
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