Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
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