A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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