What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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