A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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