Whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the chrime
My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Get off your computer jessie jex
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer?
They don’t have a home page.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 10.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
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