Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
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