My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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