A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
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