The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
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