What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
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