Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
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