Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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