Computer jokes

whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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