What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
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