My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
You make the juice go through my power brick.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
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