If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
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what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
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