How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
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