What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
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