The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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