What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
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