If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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