Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
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