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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died?? … ERROR
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 8.1,10.”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
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