When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
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