my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
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