Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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