How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
You make the juice go through my power brick.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
get off your computer jessie jex
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