Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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