Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
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