Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
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