The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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