Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
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