Computer jokes

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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