What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
One day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”
The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
“Yeah, that’s the one!”
What’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don’t know I have both
What is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
My wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
RUS | ENG
