A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
You make the juice go through my power brick.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
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