What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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