Computer jokes

You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard

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What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!

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What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.

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one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

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