What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
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