What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
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