There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
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