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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
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