Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
RUS | ENG
