Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
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