Computer jokes

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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Why was the Computer late to work?

Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 10.”

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”

The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””

The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?

A: Knead for Speed.

Q: Why is Santa good at karate?

A: He has a black belt.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s

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What’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?

I don’t know I have both

What is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.

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