Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfh- bverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
“Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
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