What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
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