What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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