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What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
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