I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
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