One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
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