Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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