I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
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