My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type… His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
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