A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common? they both look good hanging from a tree
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
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