why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . “You little bastard!”
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
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