Dark Humor

where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it

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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang

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i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

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I don"t think I’m allergic to this

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Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

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Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy

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What made me laugh? The fact that my life is a joke:")

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I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog

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I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.

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What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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