What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
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