What do you call a dog with no legs… My asian neighbors dinner.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
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