Dark Humor

I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

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Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were

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im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

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Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon

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If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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