Dark Humor

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Me: want to play 911

My little brother: what’s that

Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall

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Im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

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Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire

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Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’

What where Stephens last words “battery low”

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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