I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
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