people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- …go on… Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- cries T_T
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
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