What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’
What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Why did the depressed person cross the road.
To get ran over.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried
If your depressed and you crying like this joke
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that?
Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why did i walk across the road?
To get hit by a car
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
I still remember my dad’s last words "don’t worry son, Allah will be pleased"
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
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