I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
where do you find a dog with no arms or legs -where you left it
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
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