Dark Humor

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.

I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.

I’ve looked everywhere… I just can’t seem to find where I left my will to live

I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”

Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land

knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!

Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush

There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run

A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”

What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog.

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.