Dark Humor

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions Onions was a good dog

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I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…

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one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound

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Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

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Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

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A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.

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my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging