Q:What was my son’s last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
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