I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
I will always remeber my dads last words… “15 dollars and ill jump.” if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
“Oh waiter! Waiter!” “Yes sir?” “Do you have frog’s legs?” “Why yes” “Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Why did the strawberry cry? – Because his mother was in a jam.
what game does an emo love hang man
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
They say I’ll mess up my insides, but I don’t have any.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
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