To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
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