what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
are you sad then don’t be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
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