i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest? to see who’s hanging around.
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
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