I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
This boy was in school one day when he became desparate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?” The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.” So the boy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.” When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?” The boy replied, “Half way down my leg…” i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan” Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
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