I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
what do you call a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
My life Tell me when you get it
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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