I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
The depressed kid went to high five the tree… but the tree left them hanging… Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up ??.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
Ill never forget my mother last words. What’s are doing with that sledge hammer i will never forget my girlfriends last words…"get off of me STOP"slurp…Dead
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