I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid they both hang from trees
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? The windows xp log out sound
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
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