What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
life’s too short to want it.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
I will remember my biker buddies last words ?Why did you cut in front of me?.
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls, ” replies the nun. “I didn’t want to get drafted either.”
If you watch " jaws" backward it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who giving arms and legs to disable people
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
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