What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
whats the difference between onions and babys? i cry when i cut onions.
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
i will always remember my grandfathers last words “ill just check if its poisonous”.
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you? Take her wheel chair, she’ll come crawling back.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What did the rope say to me? “hey there man, you wanna hang later?”
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
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