My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Stephen hawkings last words were the windows closing sound
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive…
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
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