I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
3 men walk into heaven at the same time. they all live in the same city. god asks the first man “how did you die?” the man says “I have a heart condition and iv’e been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. anyway I get how from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hang of the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guys fingers! he falls into a bush so I throw a refrigerator on him.” God asks the next man “how did you die?” the man says I was cleaning the windows and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! luckily I fall safely in a bush! but then a refrigerator falls on me! " god asks the third man he says" I was the one in the fridge!"
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there ??
911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up Whats worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree? 1 dead baby hanging of 1000 trees
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
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