What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn’t working, my wife started crying. Knock knock Who’s there Insomnia You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can "t cry myself to sleep anymore…
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
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