If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first? The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
I don"t think I’m allergic to this
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words : Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I will never forget my Grandpa’s last words, “What are you doing with that rope and saw”
So there’s a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says “Step on a crack and you break your mother’s back,”. The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother’s back breaking. The little girl’s father looks in terror, she then says “step on a line and you break your father’s spine,”. The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out “OW MY SPINE, ”. The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
what game does an emo love hang man
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
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