what game does an emo love hang man
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
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