if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that’s self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that’s acting. it isn’t any of those if it’s suicide.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’ What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: ??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: ??????. My depression: ?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
What was stephan Hawkins last words\windows10shutting down
If you were a food what would you be? Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
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