Dark Humor

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my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen. no witnessess

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did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

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You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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