Dark Humor

I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

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Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

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There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

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My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying

When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder

That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.

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Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??

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Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

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