Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
knock knock who’s there? Depression medicine and therapy GO AWAY!
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Are you depression "cause you’re always on my mind~ 1273 depression got the best of me, i’m gonna cry in my room now
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away. The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been f@cked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE f@ckED!”
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