I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: gets the noose
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a pinata
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
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