Dark Humor

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people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”

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i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)

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What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

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What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

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