Dark Humor

I’ll never forget my father’s last words…

Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!

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Why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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My life

Tell me when you get it

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What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging

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Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.

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I fear my last words will be ‘‘hold my beer and watch this.’’

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They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

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What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder

Stephen hawking

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Grandfathers last words:Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words: you know how to use that hammer Dads last words: Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words: Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought: am I a murder

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I could never forget my grandfathers last words. “Stop shaking the ladd-”

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Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

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Why were the cherries?? crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

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Gambler

A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”

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This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.

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