Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?”
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
I will never forget my grandpa’s last words: Alahu-Akbar i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry. Onions was a good dog.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
what game does an emo love hang man
What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes
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