What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
Can some hot depressed suicidal guh give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die…
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
what was my great grandpas last words SHIT MG42!!!
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
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