The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you” Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
I’ll remember my last words…“SORRY IM NOT SORRY”
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
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