Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
When the people that see u Cry that doesn’t mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath????
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
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