Dark Humor

“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri…

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i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

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I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”

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Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”

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Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.” “1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!

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My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman

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I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "

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I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder

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I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”

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