Dark Humor

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I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

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What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration

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What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.

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Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’

What where Stephens last words “battery low”

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

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If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.

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I will never forget my mother and fathers last words

WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE

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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

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People talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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