What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
What’s the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs Cash and carry
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
My grandma just died from cancer My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says “Oh what chest!” " That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says “Oh what legs!’’ He says “That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.” After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says “Why were you running? ” She said I didn’t wanna be in there once I’ve seen how small the fuse was.”
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
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