My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid
Do you want to hang later
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
What’s the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don’t hang themselves.
Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the f@ck was that noise?’
What where Stephens last words “battery low”
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
I will never forget my mother and fathers last words
WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
People talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
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