Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
Gambler A guy walks into a butcher’s shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, “Why yes, as a matter of fact I am.” "Then I’ll bet you $25 you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I’m sorry, I won’t take that bet." The guy says, “But I thought you said you were a gambling man. ” “I am. But the steaks are too high.”
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
knock knock whos their boo boo who well you dont have to cry about it gary
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
My grandad broke his legs. To cheer him up i bought him a walkman
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every scene has a cast!
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
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