I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
My life Tell me when you get it
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five It left him hanging
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Me: Calls 9-1-1 Operator: 9/11 what’s your emergency? Me: hangs up
I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.
Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
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