What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
What’s under the bottom? Your legs.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree To bad he left him hanging
“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
This whole page is pure trash. f@ck all of you.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you
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