A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!" The Doctor replies, “I know, I amputated your arms.”
why did the depressed person cross the road. to get ran over.
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said “The Mail Man died”.
i will always remember my grandfather’s last words before he died: is that a real chainsaw?
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help! Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me let go of my nose
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park. What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
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