What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker Hop In
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The f@ck you doing whit that knife
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
i remember my grandfathers last words: “is that loaded?”
They say people are 75% water But I’m 100% useless
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door? Matt
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
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