you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ? One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
I tried to high five a tree it left me hanging
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”. The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes. The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse". The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”
Why do trees never call emo kids? The emos always hang up on them.
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
why arent emos n trees friends? cus the tree leaves them hanging
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