“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say. “Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say. “Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
You should never leave a man hanging. Unless they are still alive…
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five… …but it left him hanging.
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Grandpa’s last words,why do you have a chain saw
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.
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