My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging
a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from htm title=' her son and that’s why we adopted you.'>the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
(Just a joke) when Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said " It’ll get better just walk it off."
They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
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