Dark Humor

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

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me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don’t it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

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If you jump off a bridge while crying, it’s suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it’s a failed stunt.

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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“I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.” -Charlie Chaplin

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Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant “let it go”

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If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee. Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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