I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
What was Stephens hawking last words? I’m lagging
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”
I remember my dad’s last words “I met your father.”
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where’s the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.??
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Being sad is my only happiness
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