what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why can’t depressed people leave the maze? Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
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