Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying? Because all of his friends argon
How do you make a builder cry? Kill his family
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
I will always remember my uncle’s last words, “What’s The Shovel For?”
I remember my uncles last words: “I don’t think were going shooting today.”
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig she started crying
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
“Hold my beer, watch this.”
Watches sad movie with family Everyone else: Crying Sister: How aren’t you crying? Me: I have no tear left to cry…
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It’s either I don’t take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions… Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
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