whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Being sad is my only happiness
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were… Man i love working at a Orphanige
Yo mamma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don’t matter what you it, cause it ain’t gonna come to you.
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree? A: It left him/her/them hanging
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful f@ck just sat in his wheelchair and cried if your depressed and you crying like this joke
what do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter whutcha call him he ain’t comin’
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