Dark Humor

Teacher : Who here has thought about committing suicide? Half of the class : raises hand Teacher : … The half of the class: Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it

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I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

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My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

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When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage

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What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs? A paintball

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Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry? my donation to the orphanage :)

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i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.??

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Why Couldn’t the Japanese man give a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad? He doesn’t have legs

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What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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“I wasn’t that drunk yesterday.” “Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.”

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What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree? It left him hanging

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