Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?.. He has no legs…
I remember my grandfathers last words: Are you holding the ladder
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can’t feel my legs
Dont say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man…because he loves to leave asains hanging
I wish i could be as visible as my depression is. My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid? One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what "bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1.“Hang” out with me Or 2.“Jump” 1 times? Me…e-eh?..Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts! ” I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
what did the rope and the tree say to the kid do you want to hang later
You use your legs as support you count on your fingers
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights they are both going to be hanging from a tree
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