Dark Humor

What’s the hardest line to draw in a hospital? * …

A FLATLINE!

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Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime

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An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

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My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there??

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People talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

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Watches sad movie with family

Everyone else: Crying

Sister: How aren’t you crying?

Me: I have no tear left to cry…

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If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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What game does an emo love

Hang man

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I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

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My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

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I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

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What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

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What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen

Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news? ” the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers”…

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What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

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I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.

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